My Horse Prince is a 2016 Japanese Otome game for mobile devices. It was developed by USAYA and was released in Japanese during November 2016.

Hooves in your hair. A horse body beside you. A human man’s head on the horse body, kissing you goodnight. It’s every woman’s dream, of course — to be involved romantically with a horse who has a human face that only you can see because you were born in the Year of the Horse — but for the protagonist of the mobile game My Horse Prince, it’s a reality.My Horse Prince, a dating simulator from USAYA Co., Ltd., known in Japan as Uma no Prince-sama and recently translated into English, has been trending in Apple’s app store this week. I’d like to state up front, very plainly, that I do not recommend it.

However, as a giving woman I feel it would be rude for me to withhold from you the knowledge I gained during the entire day I spent wooing my own horse prince.With that in mind, please review my notes. Maintain your stamina. If winning a horse prince were easy, everyone would have a horse prince. My Horse Prince is split into chapters, and the chapters contain games, and they are all the same game, which is clicking. In one of them the horse-man is chopping onions, and you click on the onions; in another he is surfing, and you click on the waves; in another he is playing guitar, and you click on microphones. Unless you want to give the app money, which I advise against in the strongest of terms, these games take roughly your entire life to play. Nobody said winning your horse prince would be effortless, and the hard work you put into it will make your horse romance, once you have achieved it, all the more satisfying.Be okay with things that are possibly very sexual.

In one episode, your horse-man will wake up in your apartment, cook you a breakfast of green onions, tell you to open wide, and put green onions in your mouth until you choke. In that same episode, your horse-man will say, “Little one, you must learn what it means to be owned,” and maybe he was saying it to the dog who was also there, but still.

In another episode, your horse-man will hold you from behind immediately after he emerges from the ocean and you will say, “My clothes are all wet now!” Your horse-man will pin you against a wall and put his human face very close to yours on multiple occasions. Also here is a quote:“Do I really have those kinds of feelings for a horse? I tried my best to suppress such dangerous thoughts. No matter how hot he is, he still has a horse’s body!”. Play hard to get.

Time and again, in order to increase your horse-man’s energy levels while you’re playing the clicking games, you’re going to have to enter into conversation with your horse-man. (Conversation allows him to regain his horse energy — please keep up.) The “conversation” will consist of him asking you a series of questions for varying point levels. The correct answers may seem obvious, and this is where you must be careful not to be too agreeable. For example, your (light brown) horse-man will ask if you prefer horses who are “light brown,” “white,” or “black.” Choosing “light brown,” like a sycophant, will get you 15 points.

Choosing “white” will get you 30 points, and in response he will say, “So, should I become a prince on a white horse and come and pick you up?” Okay. Choosing “black” will get you negative 15 points. This particular question seems racist also, yes. Be relaxed about uncomfortable money conversations. I don’t mean real money. Please, I’ll tell you again: Do not give this app your real money.

However, there will be a number of points in the game where money is brought up in a way that may strike you as odd at first glance. At the beginning, your character will wonder whether she wants to spend the money to keep the horse-man alive or let him be killed. Later, the horse-man will ask her directly if she will spend a lot of money on him, and she says yes but only because she can’t say no to his beautiful face. ( “Kelly, as my owner you’ll invest a lot of money in me, right?” “Of course!

I agreed again But. I guess I should help him out. I’ll quit another time!”) She will speak of her financial regret frequently.It’s fine.Remember that you told the game your name.

There are going to be a number of very startling moments when the horse calls your character by your real-life name. These moments will be less starting if you remember that you told the game your name.

Will you be my owner?-There stands a horse with a handsome human face.Before you know it, you agree to start training him.Is this a dream or a nightmare?Life on this strange ranch awaits.■Gameplay-Items appear with time-Tap items to get points-Points are determined by energy level-Talk to boost your horse's energy-Earn the amount of points required to clear the level■Album-Cleared levels are automatically stored in the Album-Clear all the levels to complete the story!Play the game that revolutionizes the bond between a girl and her horse! By purchasing this item, you are transacting with Google Payments and agreeing to the Google Payments. AFinitDataCallback(key: 'ds:17', isError: false, hash: '47', data:functionreturn 'gp:AOqpTOHrn6aluyMFnLN7DMOEIUwq9hYGoLetGmSS93NsU7pG68B2hG2XDU3ljdmLW3hnaF7YUoZacMexn1vjk','Emily H',null,2,null,null,null,'initially downloaded this as a joke and it was very funny at first, until I realized how addicting this actually is.

The story line is confusing, the horse prince is pretty creepy, and the art quality varies wildly throughout the game, it takes forever to complete levels, and no skill is required, but I would recommend this game.' ,436000000,45,null,null,'9','Emily H',null,null,2,null,null,null,'A v e r a g e G u y',null,2,null,null,null,'enthralling story. No one would ever see something so simple and think it could be interwoven in to such a capturing and emotional story. Not to mention the overall physical appeal of the characters. Both Yuuma and the protagonist are just so desirable! I had to take a few breaks for. Lust, in between play sessions.

I'd play it again but my genitals can't handle that.' ,467000000,33,null,null,'2','u30cdu30c6u30c4 A v e r a g e G u y',null,null,2,null,null,null,'Petersen',null,2,null,null,null,'has helped me realize that I'm not the only one. This game truly brought out the side of me that I had been hiding for too long.

The true and raw emotions that this game has sparked within me is truly indiscribable. I have found my calling, I hope it will help you young horse girls along the way, yours truly. Horse mom',638000000,116,null,null,'6','Chris Petersen',null,null,2,null,null,null,'re',null,2,null,null,null,'app saved my life. I was once a naughty kid with the spirt of a fox demon in my body. Everyone in the leaf village ignored me.

However, once i played this game, i realized that there was more to life. I trained under several masters and slowly crawled my way to the top.

I am now the hokage and i have two cute children and a beautiful wife. Thank you, my horse prince, very cool.' Re',null,null,2,null,null,null,'ReFeReNcE',null,2,null,null,null,'game saved my life. I initially just played it for some laughs, but then, when I got into a shoot out later that same day, My Horse Prince jumped out of the game and killed them all.' ,284000000,77,null,null,'8','iStHaTaHeCcInGjOjO's ReFeReNcE',null,null,2,null,null,null,'fell in love with the horse myself on first sight.

I could totally self-insert as the main character and see myself get impregnated by a good-looking horse. I really love horses now, and I hope 3D horses look as good as Yuuma.' ,127000000,39,null,null,'6','Koko',null,null,2,null,null,null,'doll',null,2,null,null,null,'game cured me. I used to be really depressed and sad but now I am a multimillionaire.

Because of this app I have a giant mansion and loads of money. Thank you My Horse Prince',893000000,32,null,null,'3','psyych doll',null,null,2,null,null,null,'cant explain how much I love this. It has brought light to my life.

I have fallen in love with it and at night I play it. Thank you God for sending this game. Amen',39000000,28,null,null,'3','sloog',null,null,2,null,null,null,'is a beautiful game, the art is simply out of this world. This game is fun and I slightly wish I was born in the year of the horse.'

,346000000,6,null,null,'6','Monkey',null,null,2,null,null,null,'Langston',null,2,null,null,null,'game and love the horse guy and I have the picture of the horse as a body pillow and I kiss it everyday, it is smexy and Hot as hell.' ,59000000,1,null,null,'9','Markia Langston',null,null,2,null,null,null,'Anime',null,2,null,null,null,'is a truely beautiful game. Heart-warming and life-changing. I will never look at a horse the same way again. 10000/10',648000000,2,null,null,'1','Yes, Anime',null,null,2,null,null,null,'game has really helped me set standers when it comes to REAL MEN!

Those long locks tan skin and SeXy hooves. Other then those added bonus a personality. They way he eats carrots.

True true perfection. Ud83dude0dud83dude0dud83dude0bud83dude0bud83dude0aud83dudc0eud83dudc0eud83dudc34',78000000,11,null,null,'9','dottie',null,null,2,null,null,null,'the entirety of my 15 years in existence, ive been living in extreme poverty, i had to steal a phone just to play this game when I heard about it.

The moment i saw yuuma, I realised that poverty is nothing. If i can endure loving a creature like this, I can manage to fight off any obstacle. It took me 87 years but finally I found the secret formula to Reductive Ranch Water feat. Pretty Boy Horse. It's the ultimate weapon against my problems. The world is now mine with him beside me.' ,391000000,2,null,null,'0','Ayesha',null,null,2,null,null,null,'made me start loving horses even more than I did before I played this game.'

,null,null,2,null,null,null,'Kuwi',null,2,null,null,null,'expirience, this game just hits differently 10/10',42000000,3,null,null,'2','Miwi Kuwi',null,null,2,null,null,null,'E.' ,null,2,null,null,null,'love this game. I'm so happy it get progressively weirder.

But I feel violated since I was born in the year of the horse.' ,88000000,25,null,null,'5','Lungs E.'

,null,null,2,null,null,null,'Hagan',null,2,null,null,null,'game is super creepy and horrible the plot is horible but, good controls and mechanic.' ,3000000,4,null,null,'4','Lindsay Hagan',null,null,2,null,null,null,'stuff',null,2,null,null,null,'I have found a way to break the. All you have to do is quit the app a second later after his heart bar is full',653000000,11,null,null,'8','Random stuff',null,null,2,null,null,null,'Martin',null,2,null,null,null,'dang game i ever played. I had really bad depression before i came across this wonderful game, now i go by everyday dreaming of the time of day i get to click back onto this app to see this beautiful horse boy once more.' ,793000000,32,null,null,'3','Madison Martin',null,null,2,null,null,null,'Baniaga',null,2,null,null,null,'played this before amd enjoyed how weird it is.' ,560000000,4,null,null,'6','Charlaine Baniaga',null,null,2,null,null,null,'Smith',null,2,null,null,null,'but fun. I couldnt stop laughing.'

,500000000,1,null,null,'6','Jill Smith',null,null,2,null,null,null,'Masana',null,2,null,null,null,'lame, but the good kind. Super cheesy.' ,642000000,1,null,null,'5','Sarah Masana',null,null,2,null,null,null,'Houser',null,2,null,null,null,'game made me cream my pants. That horse is so effing hot',561000000,17,null,null,'4','Andrew Houser',null,null,2,null,null,null,'weirdo',null,2,null,null,null,'I met Horse Prince, my life was sad. My name is Steve, everyday I helped out with the villagers and protected them from creepers and zombies.

I worked hard to enchant my armor to fight the Enderdragon thinking that ill feel fulfilled by killing it. However after i beat the Enderdragon, my heart still felt empty. It wasnt until i found a village and met Horse Prince.

Pokemon yellow online. He made me feel hot and made my heart beat wildly. We were meant to be and fell in love.

I love you my Horse Prince u003c3',487000000,5,null,null,'5','Aki weirdo',null,null,2,null,null,null,'o' Cringe',null,2,null,null,null,'one of the WEIRDEST games I have downloaded in my life, but a fun one. It has engaging stories, lovable characters, and overall it's just a fun, addicting time passer. I can't believe THIS is the game I fall in love with.' ,309000000,1,null,null,'5','Handful o' Cringe',null,null,2,null,null,null,'Lu',null,2,null,null,null,'i could ever want, this game literally saved my life. One day i was driving down the road playing this game when all of a sudden a car comes rovketing toward me when my horse prince suddenly jumped out of the game to shield me from the car.

It was a truly beatiful moment of self sacrifice.' ,936000000,78,null,null,'4','David Lu',null,null,2,null,null,null,'i started playing this game as a joke. I was ready to make fun of it, little did i know what was to come. I was startled by yuuna's handsome face and strong build. Now I'm obsessed.

When i get up in the morning i need to see yuuna, before bed i say goodnight to him, and when i sleep i dream about all the things we can do together (like picnics). This game is bae. Actually, it's not even a game anymore, it's a way of life.' ,295000000,26,null,null,'7','Hannah',null,null,2,null,null,null,'Urbancic',null,2,null,null,null,'app, it brings me unbridled joy every time I play. Immediately upon downloading it I felt the weight of the world lift off my shoulders, my anxiety instantly cured, adhd vanishing entirely.

I have never before loved like I love My Horse Prince.' ,895000000,23,null,null,'2','Ellie Urbancic',null,null,2,null,null,null,'more stories!! I really like th.